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ADVENTURES IN URBAN GARDENING

June 26, 2009

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Much to the happiness of the black half of Cyclops, we now have strawberries, just in time for breakfast at Wimbledon.    “Mama growed food!”  *CHOMP* The gray half of Cyclops was unimpressed (“Cats do not eat fruit. Wanna impress me? Go catch some trout.”)

Mom to Serena: Grow up!

July 8, 2008

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To those of you who think we just pick on Serena unfairly, consider this: (H)er relatives willingly take much of the blame for her inability to deal with defeat as an outgrowth of them always spoiling her as the baby of the family. Her sister, Lyndrea, who flew in from Los Angeles yesterday, said Serena […]

Pam Shriver is Hilarious / Maria’s Dad is a Jerk

January 24, 2008

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Good to see that famous old sense of humor again. So far tonight, Shriver said the tournament director was going to keep the roof closed “to keep my hair from frizzing out.” She blamed him for retaliating against her for something she said 15 years ago when he was an umpire. Earlier she interviewed the […]

Overruled: CYCLOPS Says Lay Off Marat!

January 16, 2008

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I’m taking heavy fire from CYCLOPS over my comments about Marat Safin being a jackass. CYCLOPS loves them some Marat, especially the Russian Blue half. Tortured Tatar geniuses stick together.

Mary Jo F – Refreshingly Blunt

January 15, 2008

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Great exchange earlier between Mary Carillo and Mary Jo Fernandez during the Sveta Kuznetsova match. Noting that Sveta is ranked #2, Carillo asked Mary Jo if she thought the Russian was ready to win her second grand slam title. “No.” said Mary Jo F. Well played, MJF. This blog, minus the Russian Blue half of […]

Meet Your Moderators

January 11, 2008

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The dynamic duo known as CYCLOPS will be calling the lines around here.  BUDDHA Likes:  Russian Tennis. Dislikes:  Everything else. SHADOW Likes:  Catnip-laced tennis balls. Dislikes:  Mean people and dogs.